Woman (2011)

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Avg Rating: 4.3 / 5. Voted: 93

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AKA: The W
Directed by: Lucky McKee
Starring: Pollyanna McIntosh (The Woman), Sean Bridgers (Chris), Angela Bettis (Belle), Zach Rand (Brian), Lauren Ashley Carter (Peggy), Shyla Molhusen (Darlin), Carlee Baker (Miss Raton)
Country: USA
Language: English (English subtitles)
Runtime: 01:42:40
Genres: Captivity, Cannibalism, Domestic Abuse, Sexual-Violence against Women, Family, Gruesome

Plot – Spoilers:
The Woman addresses the vital question – if you were to chance upon a wild animal in human form – a feral woman to be specific – could she be tamed and domesticated through captivity.

Chris is the despotic head of a family who moonlights as a successful lawyer. His real job profile includes hunting, proudly grooming his psychopathic son in his ways, and showing the remaining females of his family, their true worth and place in his world.

Chris’ world is a fairly satisfied one. But there’s always room for improvement, and this arrives in the form of a feral woman he spots while out hunting. Apart from the invigorating thought of domesticating her in his cellar, there is the attractive prospect of a midnight snack, when the action at home gets boring. So Chris promptly captures the woman, locks her up and hands out specific chores to each member of his family regarding her upkeep.

Chris is played in a disarming, offhand manner by Sean Bridgers and this helps elevate The Woman to a memorable viewing experience.

Also, post-credits, there’s a short bonus scene.

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True Patriot
True Patriot
November 12, 2024 2:20 am

All is well that ends well!

Maybe I’m reading too far into this, but I picked up strong feminist undertones throughout. You had the “Woman” wild, free and independent. Some guy with a massive ego thinks he knows best, tries to mold the Woman to his worldview and add to his property portfolio of females in his life. But as usual, the guy doesn’t comprehend that not everything is as black and white as a real estate transaction. Let’s just say he bit off more than he could chew. FAFO! Glad that justice was served. Humans need to learn that dominion over nature is an extinction level mistake.

Hell yeah! 9/10

Queen Pokémon
Queen Pokémon
October 15, 2024 8:17 am

Wow quite a bit more than I expected. Better then Frailty, not as good as The Girl Next Door.

fuckustraighty
fuckustraighty
July 22, 2024 7:14 pm

ur moms a dick sucking straight woman

Bukowski
Bukowski
April 25, 2024 10:43 am

That was really fun. I rented this when it came out, paid the clerk with weed.

BUNGHILDA
BUNGHILDA
December 25, 2023 7:21 am

I would eat Pollyanna McIntosh’s fucking shit. Her hairy pussy was decent to look at, and made me hopeful that her dirty shithole would also be hairy (armpits were shaved tho, wtf??). I’d give anything to clean her asshole fucking DEEP with my tongue and mouth, even if she LITERALLY just took a huge shit.

If I had this bitch chained up in my cellar like the jerkoff from this movie, I would rape and nut in her ass fucking DAILY.

KAN
KAN
September 27, 2023 4:41 pm

Absolutely brilliant! This has to be one of the top ten films on this amazing site!
Fascinating story with a super shocking climax! Some interesting original music too amongst the horrendous songs.
Definitely a film to recommend to others!

fred fat
fred fat
April 25, 2023 5:05 pm

this is transphobic – it should be called Cis woman

JAD
JAD
December 28, 2022 12:11 am

Actually a good movie. Soundtrack sucked, though. But they did what they could with their budget, I guess. Can’t blame them for that. Polly is a little hottie after seeing her full frontal. I had kind of a thing for her in The Walking Dead, but couldn’t pinpoint it. This movie sealed the deal with me and her.

Leslie Vernon
Leslie Vernon
September 20, 2022 7:46 pm

Angela Bettis played the petrified wife really well in this one. She was great in May too

Dr Harris
Dr Harris
June 4, 2022 2:22 pm

I enjoyed it.
Slight look of TV movie but with a decent budget .. good story .. not terribly believable characters but fast paced and I thought the soundtrack was boss. ..
The kids were all ace .. looking forward to see them making more films ..
Effects were solid . . . Story was ok .
A decent way to spend 98 mins on a stupid bank holiday weekend. .. more please !

juvy juice
juvy juice
January 20, 2022 2:40 am

this movie was fucking garbage. The only reason anyone pretends to like it is to see the main actress nude

kvothe
kvothe
January 20, 2022 1:41 am

the musical montages, and constant blaring of very shrill music was unnecessary; style doesn’t matter when it’s obnoxious and annoying trying to listen to the dialog while some whiny singer shrieks incoherantly. Also this movie just wasn’t very good at all. The acting was just terrible, and the focus seemed to be more on making a bad music video montage instead of actually making a decent or watchable movie. Also, the constant in-your-face closeup of the same actress was a headache, and the overall style of this movie was just a headache and a chore for me to watch.

mooomooo
mooomooo
January 18, 2022 12:33 am

I bet Lucky McKee is just insufferable to be around.

This one was really tough to sit through, can’t believe this wasn’t a student film. Characters flatter than the paper they were written on, incredibly clunky way on-the-nose attempt at profound allegory, and a shockingly inadequate selection of music that never served or suited the film, scenes or characters. I love slow burn and layered story telling, this ain’t it.

dannyboyyy5
dannyboyyy5
October 19, 2021 4:32 pm

really fucking cool movie and soundtrack, but a touch saturated with anti-Caucasian male propaganda of tyrants.lol

last haus onyr cleft
last haus onyr cleft
April 28, 2021 9:37 am

cool film! deranged will ferrell and his little demon spawn got the back hand they deserved!

Skeptic
Skeptic
March 3, 2021 2:53 pm

Seemed a bit sexist. 😉

mick S
mick S
October 12, 2020 9:41 pm

this was actually really good. thanks very much

Zed Man
Zed Man
September 30, 2020 12:37 pm

Thx Eum for this great movie, loved it. Good story, nice gore at the end, and a nice soundtrack too. I was glad to see that asshole and his son get it in the end, it was very fitting. Overall a solid film from a director who knows his stuff, he also made a film called ” May ” recently on this site worth a watch too. Cheers all.

John Pacheco
John Pacheco
August 27, 2020 11:32 pm

Pollyanna is natural beauty and a great actress……….. love that lady……..all those walking dead episodes and NEVER saw her bush/tits………….that’s effedup

James
James
July 4, 2020 12:38 am

All I can say is that’s effed up! Loved it!

KevC
KevC
April 24, 2020 6:09 pm

Pollyanna McIntosh aka Jadis in the Walking Dead is one helluva striking woman!