Touchless (2013)
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AKA: Bez Doteku
Directed by: Matej Chlupacek
Starring: Tereza Vítu (Jolana), Marian Roden (Stepfather), Ondrej Malý (Pimp), Adrian Jastraban (Weird man), Petra Lustigová (Daniela), Krystof Hádek (Cop)
Country: Czech Republic; Effed Up European Movies
Language: Czech (Eng Subs); Czech-Slovakia Cinema
Runtime: 01:09:43
Genres: Prostitution, Old-Young Relationships, Mental Illness, Sexual-Violence against Women
Plot – Spoilers:
A Czech high-school senior is lusted after by her stepdad who’s quite bold about it because her mother works night-shifts and is more interested in maintaining the façade of a happy family. Once the mother gives her go-ahead, the girl descends into hallucinations and ends up at a brothel. Then everyone talks a lot. There’s also this simp who is convinced he feels for the girl rather than wanting to bone her. Meanwhile, the girl hates herself more.
This is borderline effed-up and almost mainstream. Also, it’s weirdly edited and almost feels like this is the cut version or something. But couldn’t find anything that suggests a longer cut exists. The duration difference on IMDB seems related to a regional video-standard thing.
During the first 30 minutes or so, I thought this script had potential. By the end of the movie, I found it entirely forgettable. There is no captivating acting from any character.
The lead actress is pretty hot but that’s it. I don’t know that this movie really belongs here but nonetheless, it may appeal to some with a misery / abuse kink.
3/10
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Toucheless? I don’t know about that,im touching myself……hard,youre not a real man unless you fuck children you cowards
She gets fucked by her stepdad and he sells her as a prostitute poor woman
Her tits were nice. So nice that I want to cut them off and wear them round my ears while I ride my bicycle and tring tring my bell everytime they slap against my cheeks. What a nice way to spend summer that would be.
I thought it really sucked. Yeah, the lead actress has nice tits but you need a script too, right?
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