Sunken Danish (2012)

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Avg Rating: 2.5 / 5. Voted: 66

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AKA:
Directed by: Kasper Juhl
Starring: Kasper Juhl, Nickolai Jensen
Country: Denmark; Effed Up European Cinema
Language: Danish; Effed Up Scandinavian Films
Runtime: 01:02:15
Genres: Gore-Gruesome, Rape-Sexual-Violence against Women, Home Invasion, Snuff, Torture, Puking, Girl-on-Girl, Necro Action

Plot – Spoilers:
Two guys out on a drive, talk shit like they haven’t been laid in a while. They then stop by a store, pick up a saw and some rope, and set out to work on a number of women.

Sunken Danish is a black & white film which was probably a Hitchcockian trick to not worry about the hassle of the gore looking realistic. It tries too hard to be an August Underground, Guinea Pig 2 or Tumbling Doll of Flesh, but decades later, lacks the effects to match them. You’re probably better off setting aside any such expectations, for it to work.

Also, it almost feels like there was this slightly chubby guy who watched August Underground, looked at the lead character, and thought, I could be like him.

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zom
zom
May 28, 2024 1:51 am

the jock was hot

Tiberius2711
Tiberius2711
January 18, 2024 8:47 pm

boring movie

Snake Eyes
Snake Eyes
September 14, 2023 3:07 am

why are all the guys in theses kind of films all look like skanks and campy gay as fuck? and guys in all theses films are UGLY as fuck, dreaming that some girl or even an UGLY FAT SKANK of some rotten whore that will have sex with them, these are for people whom are depraved and need to be shot on the spot, one bullet to the head. solves all problems in an instance.

There is a BIG Surprise coming for all these people, there is a HUGE Army of Armed forces, it so Big, that a lot of very Famous People have already been Arrested and Executed, don’t believe me, I don’t give a flying fuck.

Go look up, this: WE GOT THEM ALL. and one hopes they also come for people like you who make suck sick films as these, normal porn, ain’t a problem. but all this shit is all SATANIC SHIT.

kidnapee
kidnapee
December 25, 2022 3:26 am

a wanna be vogel film, but not a bad watch if you like shitty effects and witty, psychotic assailants. 2/5

one Scared human
one Scared human
December 16, 2022 8:07 pm

and one question is..is this real?

Zed Man
Zed Man
December 10, 2022 11:13 am

I always thought a Danish was a cake of some sort you have with your coffee.

Nathan
Nathan
November 30, 2022 8:12 pm

Tinpot august underground

coked up kid
coked up kid
November 12, 2022 6:40 am

David Hasselhoff is great in this

Piper
Piper
November 11, 2022 2:48 pm

A movie by children, for children. Pathetic.

Zed Man
Zed Man
November 7, 2022 3:04 am

Yo, do any men know where the clitoris actually is? How to perform cunnilingus properly even? Faking orgasms or pushing the fucker off me so I can pleasure myself is fucking tiring.

Zed Man
Zed Man
November 7, 2022 2:59 am

my ex tried to fist me once, i kicked him in the mouth and a tooth flew out

Zed Man
Zed Man
November 7, 2022 2:57 am

I love a hairy matted bush to gobble, bits of dried up vag fluid and week old panties make my dick throb

bloody mary
bloody mary
November 7, 2022 2:44 am

the last time i sank my danish i was on my period and the dude blew raspberries from my gushing blood clots

ben dover
ben dover
November 6, 2022 3:14 pm

lame August Underground clone

Shane
Shane
November 6, 2022 12:18 pm

Best one for a while,in the extreme/disturbing sense,dude makes cool ficks

Vicent Vega
Vicent Vega
November 5, 2022 10:06 am

How retard do you have to be to actually like “movies” from the likes of Fred Vogel, Marian Dora, Dakota whatever, etc… they are all complete garbage, there is no merit whatsoever in any aspect of them. I just had to put it out and fuck the trolls. I read people referencing those “movies” in a positive lens and I just wonder how old are they and if they have actually seen the many many fucked up movies that actually are worth it’s existence…

Sumguy
Sumguy
November 4, 2022 10:33 pm

Spoiler alert
He cuts a baby out of the womb and then saws the baby head off. Most of the movie is dark can’t see shit. The voice changer makes you want to mute. Fred vogal AU movies are masterpieces compared to this.

THIS WAS SHIT !!!!
THIS WAS SHIT !!!!
November 4, 2022 2:39 pm

I prefer cutting off my penis and throw it to my dog than watching this garbage movie again

Dr Harris
Dr Harris
November 4, 2022 2:19 pm

Hmm
Interesting

Yes an obvious homage to August etc but not too badly done. Reminded me more of the vomit films .
The monochrome was a decent touch but the slowed down voices got quite annoying after a while… A trick these lads have seen quite possibly in Morris’ Jam a UK UG TV favourite.

mimi loos
mimi loos
November 4, 2022 1:25 pm

thankX
i love kasper juhl
an underground movie director de luxe
xoxo
mimi

Vicent Vega
Vicent Vega
November 3, 2022 8:40 pm

A film that tries too hard to be like August Underground and FAILS????!!!!! I’ll pass…