Return of the Living Dead 3 (1993)

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Avg Rating: 4.3 / 5. Voted: 31

No one cared thus far. Do you?


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Directed by: Brian Yuzna
Starring:
Country: USA; Effed Up American Movies
Language: English (Optional Eng Subs)
Runtime: 01:36:46
Genres: Zombies, Self-Mutilation, Gore-Gruesome, Military

Plot – Spoilers:
This opens with the series’ tried and tested overarching plot – secretive military base with internal power struggles and a bunch of tryhard misfits. The son of the colonel heading the project has stolen his dad’s keycard and brings his thrill-seeking girlfriend to the base, for the lulz apparently, but shit happens. Then a slight reworking of Reanimator follows, which isn’t surprising since Brian Yuzna is the director here.

Unlike what happens with most series, this one turns out to be more entertaining than its two predecessors. And not necessarily in a trashy fun way.

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Oliver
Oliver
June 29, 2024 2:36 pm

Still a better love story than twilight

drnick
drnick
January 30, 2024 4:38 pm

loved it mindy clarke in bondage dunno what the films about but mindy oh mindy

Kikitza
Kikitza
July 3, 2023 1:26 pm

Much better than the CGI garbage they use nowdays, take Jurassic Park for example you wouldnt go back to demand the money for a ticket. Im sick of Chris Pratt knowing everything about dinosaurs (while his one of guardians of the galaxy) when the role should have given to someone more like Sam Neill.

Steve
Steve
June 27, 2023 8:19 am

Got any kids you fucking douchebags?

jcd
jcd
June 24, 2023 9:57 pm

it’s a movie, i know…, but why is she not like them…

Heinz Nazijewburner
Heinz Nazijewburner
June 24, 2023 2:26 pm

FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING CREEPS!!!!!! STOP SAYING BAD THINGS ABOUT ME JUST BECAUSE I HATE KIKES YOU JERKS!!!! Ohhhhhhh…JUST FUCK YOU!!!!!

Won'tYouBeMyNeighbor
Won'tYouBeMyNeighbor
June 24, 2023 10:53 am

hey admin

2-4-5 trioxin gas, you say?!

we were gonna use it as a weapon
against [the war on] marijuana, you say?!

I say, thanks for Return of the Living Dead 3¿¡

a su conveniencia,
please shoot your buddy “steve” and his gang a message
—————————————
Mi muy respetado amigo “steve”,
I have always wanted to have a neighbor just like you,
I’ve always wanted to live in a neighborhood with you.
So let’s make the most of this beautiful day,
Since we’re together we might as well say,

(All together now
♫ you know the words ♫ )

Won’t you please,
Won’t you please?
Please won’t you be my neighbor?
—————————————

Vampire Cat
Vampire Cat
June 23, 2023 6:33 pm

i saw the rope when she jumped

Steve
Steve
June 22, 2023 9:37 am

Im a gay cry baby with minimal penis & do you have any kids you cowards?

Infernäl Mäjesty
Infernäl Mäjesty
June 22, 2023 7:14 am

Incantations, spoken at the stroke of midnight, exhume the bodies from their timeless slumber Soulless participants in this unholy ritual the dead crawl from their earthen prisons Bodies decayed beyond recognition they amass, prepare nightmares from the darkest recesses of your imagination Tormented by lusty unquenchable thirst for blood they are driven on Loosed of the shackles and free of the grave their vengeance knows no bounds Raging hunger pierces the black, in the flicker of their morbid gaze Creatures of evil spawned and spewn from the depths of hell Moaning with desire for the flesh of the unsuspecting victims of their attack wanton destruction burns in their hearts as they enter the land of the living… Rise frenzied lust for flesh. Your blood seeps through my chest You are the living death. Storming god’s planet earth Shambling gait downcast eyes retrogress from the grave Empithely spewing pus from their lifeless veins Decayed legions cast from Hades rotting lungs exposed Maggots feed and the smell of death overcomes and cripples all Lifeless emissaries of evil crazed by the pleasure of their vile inhumanities Wretched outcasts of the underworld condemned to roam the earth and kill all that lives… Unholy terror stalking prey acherontic plague of death gods’ lost souls show no mercy for your life… The uypers of darkness are near. Necrophilic lust revulsive pelvic thrust your body split open life is still flowing blackened hell has swallowed the skies morbid corpses march to die. They will march for satan… Read more »