La Gabbia (1985)
AKA: The Trap, Collector’s Item, Dead Fright
Directed by: Giuseppe Patroni Griffi
Starring: Tony Musante (Michael Parker), Laura Antonelli (Marie Colbert), Blanca Marsillach (Jacqueline), Florinda Bolkan (Helene), Cristina Marsillach (Young Marie), Laura Troschel as Marianne
Country: Italy; Effed Up European Movies
Language: Italian (Eng Subs); Effed Up Italian Cinema
Runtime: 01:37:36
Plot – Spoilers:
An Italian businessman from the USA has an American name to prove it – Michael Parker and is currently involved with a divorced woman in Italy. This thing of having the US as his base seems to work well for Michael whenever he needs to walk out of a relationship. A long while back, he’d done this with a teenager and even drawn her into his sexual games involving bondage. Now as it turns out, she’s the landlady of the building where his lover stays. When the lover skips Christmas with him to take her kid out of town, Michael decides to hook up with his former conquest. It helps that she has a young daughter who seems to be giving him the eye. Suddenly, Christmas doesn’t seem such a lonely event for Mr. Michael Parker.
Random:
Fulci was set to direct this initially.
Genres: Captivity, Revenge, Sexual-Violence against Men, Older-Younger, Family, Teen-Childhood, Voyeur, BDSM situations
Some nice tits but that’s all, this is a casual movie with missing sex scenes
I don’t see why Michael Parker is upset.
You wanted to fuck around instead of going to your in-laws with the annoying kid – fair enough.
Ended up with a good looking woman who just so happens to be a proper freak in bed. Yeah, she’s a little clingy, but so what? On top of this, the smoking hot daughter wants some dick too!
Now – instead of going along with it and getting some ass, you run your mouth, act a fool and get stabbed. Now you’re a whiny bitch just like most of the people on this site.
I give it 3/5 whips for the decent shots of tits and some bush. What the plot lacks in plausibility, it makes up for with nudity and absurdity.
This website has our IP addresses guys, it’s all fed run.
@DionysusTheRapist The comment thread on your Discord buddy is closed and all further comments will continue to be deleted. Here’s a little timeline since you appear to have selective amnesia. You posted a link to a discord account/server run by someone you seem to know a lot about. It promised extreme cinema. Usually don’t allow linking to other sites. It seemed like a soft shill despite your rant about some fat mod there being a pedo or something, but ok. The comment remained online for 5 days. Someone started replying to it doxing some pedo there. I don’t use discord because the interface seemed seizure-inducing and retarded when I last checked. So rather than bother checking if the dox was true, I deleted the thread. A clown called Joey who now goes under the name Rando started shitposting. Joey has been the benefactor of comment bans in the past due to his pedo fantasies leaking into his comments. And just like you, he too goes on a rant claiming everyone in charge of this site are pedos whenever his comments are deleted lol. You joined the rant. I explained to you clearly why the thread was deleted. But all you could do was claim I was some fat discord pedo mod for deleting the thread. At this point you’re beginning to get my attention because I’ve seen that the ones who scream the loudest about pedos tend to be a little sus. So here’s the new rule for you. Your… Read more »
This was really entertaining! Wish the end was a bit better, I wonder if she was able to get him out. Definitely not super effed up but still a good watch
Okay, as an alternative to the brilliant contributions by NSDAPwasChristian and Dionysus the Rapist
(who writes his name incorrectly):
This is the third film I have seen of Giuseppe Patroni Griffi, after ‘The Driver’s Seat’ and ‘The Divine Nymph’. The second film also has the very attractive Laura Antonelli. Just like ‘Collector’s Item’, given here, these films are dated, interesting at that time only because of a bit of nudity. I fail to see why this film is offered here. But, as I have mentioned before, my idea of what is ‘effed up’ seems to be different than that of the Admin(s).
“For the first time it was then easy to introduce obedience into German territory. In addition to the absolute rule of the Christian religion came the fact that knights of the racially best German blood – men from the noblest clans and proven in combat – formed a ruling class over folks and mixed-bloods racially not equal to our volk. The values of achievement and personality stood next to obedience to the Church.”
~ Heinrich Himmler, “Defender Against Bolshevism”.
I have given my life to christ, this is the real dionysus the rapist, aka the gaper. After reflection, abrahamic religions seem more accurate than any of the others, thus I switched to Christianity. I’ll still be here with you all, watching gore for artistic and educational purposes, as well as the controversal topics portrayed in these works of art.
soundtrack by ennio morricone – as usual the score is better than the film