Goatherd (2009)
AKA: –
Directed by: Leon Errazuriz
Starring: Luis Dubo (The Goatherd), Patricia Gonzalez Ciuffardi (Ana), Wil Edgar (Wil), Macarena Paz Chacon (Ilenka), Adrian Salgado (Fat man)
Country: Chile;
Language: English
Runtime: 01:18:20
Genres: Captivity, Gore-Gruesome, Mental Illness, Cannibalism scene, Violence Against-Animals, Violence against Men, Violence against Women, Torture
Plot – Spoilers:
Out hiking in the Andes are three friends – 2 Girls 1 Prick. The prick soon gets beaten to pulp with a spade and hung upside down and the annoying girls are strapped to tables so the movie can finally proceed. The setting is perfect for an effedup movie and there are some great shots of the emptiness and loneliness that makes it suddenly obvious that there has to be someone around to fuck you up there. In this case, it’s a madman who lives alone with his goats and pigs. He seems to have recently lost his mind following the death of his wife and daughter. It’s suggested that he might even have killed them in a drunken rage, something he refuses to believe. The Goatherd doesn’t deliver as much as the setting promises, but it’s short enough to be worth the time.
Huh. It was pretty tame. An unsatisfying ending too. 3/5
Dear Admin(s), My apologies, I am getting older and the alcohol to help me deal with my demons (ever heard Mark Lanegan’s song ‘Barracho’ from the album Whiskey for the Holy Ghost?) doesn’t make it better. Cynically, I congratulated you, after reading the comments on various films below, with the cesspit you have opened on this site. Was this your intention? Is there anything one can learn from films from these comments? Then I noted the publication of the superb book ‘Alle remmen los’ by the Belgian Jan Verheyen on exploitation movies from the 70s, many of the important ones may be found here; for which I give you my highest appreciation. But, I could not resist mentioning that people had to wait for the translation of the book, which is cynicism, because Flemish is in essence Dutch, a language spoken by 20 million people at most, so what of lasting value could be found there? It is doubtful the book will ever be translated! I ended by a message to my fans: I am not gay, I am not a faggot, and no need to whine or light a candle nor be interested in music which one cannot possibly understand, I do not want to die soon. No, I want to witness the fall of the American Empire! Picking Linda McMahon as education secretary is already an important step towards the brain drain I excepted to happen. And it is very encouraging that I have not yet been able… Read more »
Dear Admin(s),
Now, this is amazing! I have always been polite, honest and informative. And now, a comment of mine does not appear here. I so much hope that the reason is that you are still sleeping, or are too busy, I hate would hate to see that it is because you have introduced censorship.
It may be, of course, that my message was too cryptic. Well, Belgium is a little monarchy, situated between China and India, not far from Bhutan. Which brings me to the beautiful movie The Monk and the Gun by Pawo Choyning Dorji; not effed up enough?
Well it’s pretty obvious that the experiment of allowing little gay cry babies to participate in the comment section of a movie website has failed miserably. Why can’t all of you little fucking jerk offs just grow up? If you think that I am talking about you and you consider yourself to be a gay cry baby you can down vote, respond with an angry comment or grow up. This choice is yours you little fucking assholes.
I’ve met some dumb fucking people in life, but the retards populating the comments here are aggressively fucking stupid. Fucking hell!!!!!
Now this boys and girls, is one effedup movie….
Smelly racist nigger chimps love bakery cup cakes. Yum, yum, you racist nigger chimp. WHOOPI!!!!
Alright shit for brains, here’s the deal. I CALL THE SHOTS AROUND HERE! Everyone trying to impersonate me and all my ALTS can fuck off. Got it? Grow up assholes. I’ll beat you all senseless if the bullshit continues! Ha ha Ta ta bitches!!
FUCK YOU YOU RACIST CREEPS!!!
What’s wrong with u people. No one is going to forgive you for your dark hearts.
Shut your windows & lock your doors,
There’s a new sheriff in town you peasants & whores,
He’s cumming for your children, like it not,
A sick motherfucker suffering from pedo-brain rot,
Steve is his name, well known in these parts,
For taking young boys and sniffing their farts,
Consider yourself warned, I tried to help you,
Keep a tab on your crotch goblins and enforce a curfew,
He can strike without notice, constantly waiting,
Hidden in the shadows, with candy for baiting!
Here’s the news you fucking faggots so listen carefully. If I see any more racial comments on here there is going to be a major shut down you fucking shit heads. FUCK YOU YOU BUNCH OF ASSHOLES!!!
I’m barely 6 minutes in and I’ve never wanted anyone more dead than the prick. Man is he annoying. The girls aren’t much better but at least they’re eye candy…….
My cunt smells like ham
Racist nigger chimp Whoopi wanted some cupcakes. Maybe the racist nigger chimp should move back to Africa.
I’m a goatherd, if the goats were little boys
this movie is ass
I’m selling my 2005 Nigger. Goes by the name Latiqua or some shit. She has 149,000 fried chicken dinners on the clock. Fresh underwear, socks and an updated flu shot. Runs around the house like she’s brand new. She gets 3 cups of grape koolaid per day and likes to be ridden hard and whipped occasionally. Has a tendency to drool when punched.
$850 OBO. Serious offers only. Delivery upon request.
NIGGERS AND FAGGOTS EVERYWHERE!!!
FUCK YOU NIGGER FAGGOTS
Does anyone on here like racist nigger assholes like Joy Reid and KJP that lie constantly? If you do you can fuck right off you fucking racist assholes.
saya benci acting lelaki berkalung anjing itu,,,Sangat mengganggu
Trust the bad reviews – it’s fucking awful.
Some of the worst acting and dialogue I’ve ever experienced. Sound effects are shit too.
Decent landscape scenery.
I have a question, why is there absolutely no arabic movie on this website ?
Cheers
Since I am Indian, I will do this one off topic to talk about the great Indian Legion.
The Indische Freiwilligen-Legion der Waffen-SS, is a unit of Indian volunteers of the Waffen-SS, mainly recruited by the Indian independence leader Subhas Chandra Bose among the Indo-Pakistani prisoners of war, who were held by the Germans and the Italians in North Africa. The objective of creating this unit was to fight the British in the name of the fight against colonialism. The unit was first part of the Heer der Wehrmacht, when it was formed in late 1941, and then became part of the Waffen-SS in August 1944. The size, nature and military name of the unit evolved throughout the war depending on the strength incorporated and the higher-ranking units to which it was attached.
Thank you Führer! 🇮🇳
this was baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad
Weak story line that we’ve all seen before in 1000 low budget horror films
Cheap movie ,don’t waste your time