Ensuring Your Place In Hell (1990s)
AKA: Ensuring Your Place In Hell Vol. 1
Country: USA; Effed Up American Cinema
Language: English, Spanish
Runtime: 02:32:23
Genres: Anthology, Shockumentary, Necro-related, Violence Against Animals, Food-related, Revenge
About – Spoilers:
Ensuring Your Place In Hell was a DVD put together by someone unknown. It’s basically a collection of independent shorts from the ’90s.
1. Grave Robbing for Morons
A young budding businessman who started out for fun and later realized he could make money out of his passion – collecting bones and skulls from graves – explains how to go about it for best results. He has a speech defect, or maybe he’s just excited to share his expertise and this adds a little drama to his narration. Anyway, towards the end when he feels he’s talking to a beginner audience, he grows more confident and you finally see the necro guru smirk a bit.
2. Cooking With Huck Botko
Six shorts from Huck Botko (who wrote The Last Exorcism). The first four shorts are cooking-related, where Huck plays this character who hates his family in a quiet and simmering, rather than, explosive way. So on festive occasions, he cooks them something nice but adds special ingredients tailormade to each family member. This is a particularly entertaining series if you enjoy the charm of home movies on old camcorders. The 5th short revolves around Huck’s friends who seek vengeance on an office colleague for being a bitch to one of them. And the final one sees him ostensibly following a man dedicated to ending the bald eagle species.
3. Mortuary Of The Dead
Shot in a mortuary by some guy who seems like the friend of someone who works there. Their whispers are barely audible which goes with the vhs-quality visuals of dead babies, decapitated bodies and heads and limbs stored in buckets of formaldehyde.
4. Exploding Varmints
Made by a bunch of hunters who go about exploding a variety of vermin that prowl farmlands. These are men who take pleasure in their call of duty and aren’t above little quips like, Now you see me, now you don’t, while their targets explode into little chunks of flesh.
P.S. The titles were added by EUM to better divide the anthology.
This was a fun watch. The poor ratings can suck a pixelated dick.
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there is a place in hell reserved for me
“And then they go on to write: ‘Germany desires freedom.’ For thirteen years we have known this free- dom, ever since the time when they began to oppress us. You know how many thousands of us were reduced to servitude, how many of our meetings were broken up, how often our Press was confiscated, how many of us came into prison, and how many of us at last were not allowed to continue the fight. For more than three years, through the order of these “Apostles of Freedom’, I myself might not speak a word in public in Germany. We shall know freedom once more in Germany only when we have destroyed the foes of freedom. They go on to say: ‘For us German character! and Christianity are a holy obligation. For that to which one is bound by a holy obligation one must also fight both as a Christian and a German.’ In these fourteen years have they really fought for this German nation, for Christianity? How can a party talk of the fight for Christianity which for fourteen years has sat together with atheists and those who deny the existence of God?”
– Adolf Hitler in a speech in Cologne 1933 on the ‘Catholic’ Centre Party (Zentrum).
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