Cold Fish (2010)

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Avg Rating: 4.3 / 5. Voted: 242

No one cared thus far. Do you?

AKA: Tsumetai Nettaigyo
Directed by: Sion Sono
Starring: Mitsuru Fukikoshi (Shamoto), Denden (Murata), Asuka Kurosawa (Aiko), Megumi Kagurazaka (Taeko), Hikari Kajiwara (Mitsuko)
Country: Japan
Language: Japanese (English subtitles)
Runtime: 02:26:06
Genres: Gore-Gruesome-Splatter, Based on a True Story, Small Animals, Killers, Family, Voyeur

Plot – Spoilers:
Cold Fish is what happens when an artist at his peak makes an effed up movie.

Shamoto runs a small shop selling exotic fish with his second wife Aiko. He’s a fairly simple man with simple troubles. His pleasures include spending romantic evenings at the local planetarium, while his troubles revolve around his daughter Mitsuko who hates her stepmom. He is so conscious of their rift that he even feels awkward to get frisky with his wife while Mitsuko is under the same roof.

When Mitsuko is caught shoplifting, an excessively gregarious old man Murata comes to the family’s rescue. Murata is the owner of an overpoweringly grand tropical fish shop and Shamoto feels more and more like a little man in his presence. But wife and daughter seem impressed.

If you crave beautiful aesthetics and great bizarre acting in the effed up, it’s harder to reach beyond Cold Fish.

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Effed Up
Effed Up
August 24, 2024 5:40 pm

You wouldn’t have to ask me twice to do Aiko. I’d have been the new Murata within the first 20 minutes with Aiko as a motive.

no
no
July 30, 2024 8:39 am

THAT FUCKING BITCH LAUGHS AFTER HE CUT HER THROAT. WHAT A FUCKING STUPID BITCH!!

japancunts
japancunts
July 28, 2024 4:39 pm

absolute masterpiece

Aligmabals
Aligmabals
July 8, 2024 7:27 am

Why do you keep on deleting all my comments mr admin??? I promise i will teach you how and you have it done fast

Aligmabals
Aligmabals
July 7, 2024 6:56 pm

Admin why did you delete my comment, I have rights to be heard too 🥲 what did I do wrong, I’ve been a good boy

Aligmabals
Aligmabals
July 7, 2024 3:06 pm

This movie would be a repeat for me but if only the directer end this movie with an ending syamoto kills the two cop, way it happened ? You can choose, plenty choices you have, that part finished. Syamoto comes out front that invisible house like wtf dude the fuckin psycho killer couple have 30 people missing around them and the police just started following those two idiots like an idiot like wtf mr director???😂 then comes Syamotoooo with a chair he picked from the kitchen and he put it outside like how it played originally and then his wife ran to him and 💩 scene. Her daughter locked all the car’s door and syamoto managed to break the driver side’s window and took the car key, then he walks slowly left the poor girl hugging knees in the truck syamoto just watching from a distance behind the big trees waiting for her daughter to get of the car and run into the woods cuz probably the girl might think the jungle is her best way to escape from syamoto cuz she wouldn’t have any clue fuck this is getting too long!!! So there comes the girl running out of the car into the woods as fast as she can bammm her dad caught her and pin her to the earth… her dad lick her neck up to her jaw and nicked a bit, his hand fast exploring bla bla bla rape kill all the murata and his wife routine… Read more »

Daniel
Daniel
June 19, 2024 6:23 pm

my favorite character is the lawyer’s associate/ driver.

fred fat
fred fat
June 5, 2024 12:05 pm

i would have taken it back to the shop and got a refund – o hate cold fish and chips

Daniel
Daniel
May 15, 2024 5:03 am

That movie was terrible. Terrible plot, acting, and writing. What a waste of time.

Russ
Russ
April 21, 2024 12:02 pm

Now that’s a graphic ending.

Jelvo
Jelvo
April 5, 2024 1:38 am

Shamoto is just like me fr 😭

Razoul
Razoul
January 6, 2024 7:44 pm

If you swim with the sharks, that’s life!

Jijii
Jijii
November 3, 2023 6:54 am

I admire Murata’s way with women.

Jon Dan Sau
Jon Dan Sau
May 29, 2023 4:18 pm

Sion Sonos best movie! A real masterpiece

jeke
jeke
December 24, 2022 3:01 am

The way this movie bounces tones and the way it wraps it all up is fucking brilliant. It was also crazy how over the top yet how raw and real the Murata character was. This was nuts.

G!mmeD!sturb!ngSh!t
G!mmeD!sturb!ngSh!t
December 3, 2022 11:08 am

RIP Aiko i will love you forevaaaaaaaaaaaa < 3

cut the dookey
cut the dookey
October 8, 2022 8:39 pm

Japanese are so weird, what the fuck did i just watched?

460 Why not
460 Why not
October 8, 2022 3:20 pm

,.wdild…..

djshdfj
djshdfj
September 26, 2022 1:10 pm

this movie is so dumb

Gorehog
Gorehog
June 5, 2022 9:31 am

When people ask me what is my Favourite Movie i always tell that i Have many but start with this Cold fish.

I Love de Genres of Human corruption, the world between Nice and Good. The pure becoming Corruptes, the vunerabilitys of The Humans and all this little takes on life.

Active Mitsuko hater
Active Mitsuko hater
June 1, 2022 12:55 am

The one person i hated the most ended up being the only one to live 🙁

nyct
nyct
May 19, 2022 4:04 pm

this was sad as fuck i rlly liked the main character wtf

bug :3
bug :3
February 22, 2022 5:08 am

in my opinion, this movie is a decent movie overall! if youre a gore fanatic like me, i would most certainly recommend it. however, for me personally, i wish they would have shown more of the dismembering. i feel like its almost wasted potential to state that they dismember people and then hardly ever show it because they KNOW thats what people want to see lol plus it makes the movie more interesting overall. it seems to me that they wanted to focus more on the rape/sex scenes which like okay whatever. im not really a huge fan of rape scenes in extreme cinema because they are almost always insufferable and unnecessary. i dont think in order for something to be extreme and disturbing, a rape scene is necessary. so i wasnt really a big fan of that aspect of the movie. i also feel as though i wouldve liked more background information on murata and how his trauma turned him into the person he is today. shamoto as well shouldve had a huge breakdown and i wouldve liked to see him kind of have a switch off?? like he should of had his own scene that shows how he made the decision to treat everyone in his life like shit and then kill himself lol. i feel like hte huge change in shamoto’s character was just so empty and sudden to the point i had to rewind to make sure i didnt miss anything lol. i also wouldve liked… Read more »

Dr Harris
Dr Harris
February 1, 2022 10:51 pm

Best thing I’ve seen for a looooong time. Christ knows how I missed it before. . . It’s beautiful…. Horrible….. Realistic and fuckin hilarious … Masterpiece of art this.

Ceafall
Ceafall
January 31, 2022 3:43 am

Holy shit. That was a total blast. hahaha. 9/10 Tbh, Shamoto should’ve killed the daughter too or at least scared the shit out of her. I dunno what’s worse between the two: a parentless life awaiting of her or a quick painful death. Seriously though, it’s commendable that he finally got to decide something in his life. It’s just sucks that he killed himself when he realized that life for him is nothing but pain/hurtful. For all that guts he managed to summon there when he killed Murata and his wife, he actually had an option to start a new life. He could have divorce his second wife, support his daughter till college (if their family relationship won’t really work out), and then cut all ties with them since it’s toxic anyways. Another thing is that he can chose to expose shack without making himself looked like their accomplice (not that he was willing in the first place), or frankly confess as a witness for the recent murder cases (he might be judge guilty with some crime charges but might also end with a shorter jail sentence). However, the man is so pure that he couldn’t withstand going back to his usual life while having a trauma of being an accomplice of murder. Like a fish exposed to osmotic shock, he cannot live with that kind of life so he killed himself. With man vs man vs environment (shitty circumstances that led them to have these personalities), is one painful… Read more »

MantraBeeg
MantraBeeg
January 24, 2022 9:43 pm

The snack that smiles back

The Eye of Art
The Eye of Art
January 2, 2022 5:29 pm

Dark as expected from Sion. What is so disturbing about his films are how real and relatable to our daily lives.

Anybody
Anybody
December 26, 2021 3:23 pm

Sono is one lucky AF SOB. Oh, the things I would do to his wife’s vag…

Arthur McGonnell
Arthur McGonnell
November 8, 2021 1:16 am

Both a superb Masterpiece & a fantastic Mistresspiece
with lots of other super juicy little bite size pieces ….
cheer4 the upload !

tonyelmono
tonyelmono
September 22, 2021 8:20 am

Another winner in an increasing list of excellent movies. Thanks again EUM

Lotty Da
Lotty Da
September 6, 2021 3:11 am

Yeah, this was a good one. Well acted, well shot, totally twisted. Loved it. Thanks Again Effedup

Farfadet Kennedy
Farfadet Kennedy
June 12, 2021 8:03 pm

des petite monsieutte qui pleure du metal de fesse souvent en etant full fif genre

Distad
Distad
April 18, 2021 1:12 am

Wow, this is one hell of a movie. At first it seemed a bit slow, but it more than makes up for it as the movie progresses. Interesting to see the transformation of the main character and the commentary on the views on traditional vs. non-traditional family life. 5 out of 5 stars for sure, definitely worth the watch.

Matisse Famke
Matisse Famke
March 3, 2021 10:38 am

Sion Sono directed this masterpiece flawlessly. Mitsuru’s performance summoned many emotions within, his fragility broke resoundingly <3

Alice
Alice
March 2, 2021 1:38 pm

It’s really sad, for all the things he has done for them ungrateful, selfish bitches.

ShoeBoogie
ShoeBoogie
February 21, 2021 5:15 am

This movie was beyond brilliant, thank you for uploading it.

pain
pain
January 8, 2021 3:38 am

life is pain

OJ
OJ
December 19, 2020 12:00 pm

Ending was AWESOME, dude snapped and gone berserk. Thx alot for making us familiar with these movies. I am developing a genuine love towards Japanese women who love FISH.

analtap
analtap
November 27, 2020 5:14 pm

peepee poopoo

Tito Santana
Tito Santana
November 11, 2020 11:24 am

Excellent!!

Ralph Bunag
Ralph Bunag
November 9, 2020 11:26 pm

So much fun to watch! Dismembering the bodies were epic! He should of killed his no-good daughter too!

kombu
kombu
November 9, 2020 11:28 am

las 5 “s” en su maxima expresion.
+++++!!

Jo
Jo
November 8, 2020 7:54 am

Awesome film I would love more like this

Chris Ramirez
Chris Ramirez
November 8, 2020 12:30 am

They should of made sushi with Mr. Yoshida. It probably would of tasted really good!…. This movie gave me chills to the bone, a masterpiece!

Antinatalpist
Antinatalpist
November 7, 2020 7:01 am

Chilly Mackerel

Nobody
Nobody
November 7, 2020 3:46 am

What I learned: Never pay 10 million yen for a fucking fish!