SantaClaus: A Horror Story (2016)
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Directed by: Bill Zebub
Starring: Bill Zebub (Professor)
Country: United States
Language: English
Runtime: 02:07:22
Genres: Sexual-attacks against Women, Religion, Lesbian action
Plot – Spoilers:
Santa Claus is out on the town molesting women in their sleep.
Professor Bill Zebub has plenty of theories on the evolution of Santa from a vile force in ancient times to his current kindly avatar. He preaches these thoughts to scantily-clad women who also educate him on the historical aspects of Christianity. These discourses contain some amazing lines that can often be lost to the distractions of bare flesh: Tornado is a tongue twister if it gets in your mouth.
I started without any previous knowledge of this Zebub or anything and without any expectations and at first i kinda enjoyed something about it, I thought it could get interesting, also had some sympathy for ..the devil.. but soon it became a really hard job to just keep going,.. also, without subs I couldn’t understant a lot of what was said.. I started fasforwardin always more, everything was draggin and dragging, not only the unbarable “dialogues”, but everything. some musics were nice and also enough prettily cohordinated. 2 very long hours. At times effort and good intentions aren’t enough. Thank god not everyone puts to realization their artistic or philosophical aspirations.. ..Sorry but the best bit was being done with it
Hey…. How many films have you cunts made?…
…..Exactly!.
Zero.
But you still talk shit after watching the entire thing.😏
It’s sooo easy to talk shit when you have no talent yourself, huh?…
Hypocrites much?…
Pff!… clowns.
The thing is that only ppl that aren’t doing as much talk down. If you’re doing better… you wouldn’t even bother talking trash. Cause it wouldn’t be on your radar.
Think about that for just a moment.
(And fyi this is the first film I’ve even seen of his).
I just can’t stand ‘hate’ especially from losers that have zero relevance on cinematography.
‘Effed up’ though, I love you guys. Keep up the good work. None of us would be here without you’s.
Very artful… Beautiful movie!! Reminds me of Ingmar Bergmans Persona a bit mixed with Von Triers Antichrist. It was Also nice that the women were having a natural bush. That shows they are mature and makes the viewing experience more satisfying. Great soundtrack at the background as well.
And to anyone interested – His new movie, Dumb & Dahmer is awesome. 😀
Ah yes, Bill Zebub. He’s at all the East Coast horror cons with his table and his scores of terrible films, usually drunk. Say what you will- its garbage (it is), the directors work is worse than amateurish (yup), Bill is using his movies as an excuse to expose and feel up girls (more than likely). You know what though? He’s been making them for years. Someone is buying them. He gets progressively better cameras (but not sound), and seems to be able to afford to pay the actresses. Though sadly Bill is getting a bit long in the tooth to play these roles, to be honest.
Anyway, if you want to see another side of crusty old Bill, head on to wfmu dot org and look in the archives for ‘Professor Dum Dum’s Lab’. Its a metal show he hosted for many years, which is quite decent, as opposed to his shit films. Good music anyway.
It was a pleasure to wathch such an interesting contrast to other films I like the portrayan of the actresses as intellectuals rather than just bodies
At the beginning the movie is awesome to watch but after some time the movie and the conversation becomes boring also you can’t judge at a religion like that I like Bill movies but this one is only fun to watch at the beginning for the rest of the movie conversation is boring and has nothing to do with the title of the movie.
What the absolute fuck did I watch. It’s slow, badly acted and the story makes no sense whatsoever.
Absolute trash
Ok…. I did not make through the entire film but what I did see was Ho Ho Horrible!
Someone should tell Bill to just go to a strip club if he wants to see/feel boobs!
I now also have a weeks worth of fact checking on his Santa lore “history”. I gotta believe he never got that bike he wanted for Christmas when he was 10.
Hard pass and shame on me for not taking the advice of other reviewers!
The girl with the green hair is the only part I liked. And she didn’t look too happy to be there.
jesus christ what is this for garbage….. 0 points!
IMDB has this at 2hr 5min, thats over half an hour more. Is this censored?
What a hideous piece of garbage ? few cheap whores get involved in deep philosophical conversation about religion. You got to love an idiot who came up with this entertaining idea.
Bill Zebub is like the horror Adam Sandler, if I see he made it, I don’t watch it.
Yes.. Bill’s work is cornball. He loves making films like these.. it enables him to see boobs up close and cop a feel.
bill zebub is a amateur….a very bad film director!