A Perfect Child of Satan (2012)
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AKA: –
Year: 2012
Directed by: Lucifer Valentine
Starring: Chelsea Chainsaw
Country: Canada
Language: English
Runtime: 00:21:22
Genres: Sexual-Violence against Women, Internet Dangers, Prostitution, Gore-Gruesome
Plot – Spoilers:
A prostitute is lonely and bored of her clients and their needs, many of whom are submissive men. She hooks up with a stranger online and is stoked to meet him real. A video diary captures her growing excitement as the big day approaches. Too bad for her, the stranger is one of Lucifer Valentine’s creations who doesn’t have courtship in mind.
Bro what this isn’t even a good horror “movie” the sounds are so trash too. If this had a good plot or something it could have been actually shocking or disturbing or interesting!! this is just disappointing lmao
Is she cringy?
Not scary, not disturbing, not even entertaining.
Just meaningless padding leading up to 4-5 minutes of crying, screaming and a poorly shot rape scene.
Do better.
Felt a little sick, but that might just be me. Don’t trust strangers online you guys ^_^
Lucifer Valentine is a stupid, egdy Satanist, faggot twat. All Satanist Are Pedophilic, demented, autistic, bastards. They all deserve a mass beating, and be disemboweled alive. Then have their dead bodies loaded with explosives and blow up every Satanic church there is.
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she is such a good actress but the direction is so shitty man, the overall editing sucks so bad but the sound effects are specially loud and annoying
fun watching with gf we actually met on the internet, i wont do this
Fantastic short by LV❗❗
stupid fat ass xpp
This is the movie to show your daughter if she ever wanna meet up with a bloke she met online.
gore was nice couldnt rlly see what was happening the whole time tho lol
the third act was really good and quite difficult to watch, but shitty movie overall. nice cat tho
ouchie
Sa pourrait clairement être une pub de prévention pour les rencontres on ligne mineurs
i can tolerate gore and violence against women, but i draw the line at calling the cat a slut.
this movie sucks
With a name like Chelsea Chainsaw you know it’s not gonna end well for her.
oh yeah👌👌
LUCIFER VALENTINE MOVIES ARE EPIC
i actually kinda liked this one, it had no vomiting and was short. not bad at all compaired to his other films >_<
Hey rizz……oops I mean Jizz,can I play with your nuts? Can you give me a pearl necklace,I love you jizz
That was interesting 😂😂
Who was playing the murderer? He sounds FUCKING HOT.
This was a nice short (the editing, the pacing, the sound design – although I heard someone say Lucifer Valentine has used the same sound effects in another movie so can’t confirm that is all that
original, but it worked for this short). Ya’ll are just deranged and wanna see people die horrific ways.
The acting was natural at the beginning but this girl isn’t made to sound natural while screaming, maybe she’s an amateur. She did a good job.
lowkey sucked
A tinder date courtesy of Lucifer Valentine that is both predictable and boring, but will satisfy his 14 year old emo fans. Dross, 0.5/5 cats (but as always thank you EUM Admin for this website)
my 1st foray into the world of lucifer valentine – raw, left w/some questions (namely, how did her panties get back on??) but overall i find it to be a cautionary tale in vid form that i might show my daughters
an effective piece of shit. this guy does really know what he’s doing. it’s jarring for sure. there’s just no value to it whatsoever. serial killer porn
honestly i know alot ov ppl wouldnt agree but i liked this movie. its more realistic than lucifers other films and all the other ones made no fucking sense and felt like fever dreams with weird shots and weird music and just u couldnt fucking tell what was going on. i liked the main character and honestly seeing what happened was really sad. most ppl would just be like well she was a prostitute what was she expecting and not care, call it some other shit movie but idk i was emotionally invested in her and the ending rlly made me sad. not the best movie but i didnt regret watching
Well…this was definitely something. I can say that it was a movie for sure. A good movie? No, but a film it was. Why do I subject myself to this? It wasn’t even the gore or the lack thereof. It was just so boring. At least the acting was good? Idk y’all.
So fake what makes it so boring
well…. that was amusing.
Litttle mumblecore short film. With a pinch of Satan. Cue the editing.
This is the only Lucifer Valentine I didn’t feel sick watching.
I’d rather fuck the cat than her, jesus
@deeznutsinyomouth – You know levels of aberrance don’t stop at ‘edgy 14 year olds’ and ’emo fags,’ right? Of course, you don’t.
This is my fav of LV’s work. There’s no vomiting (which is great as I have to fforward it, not a fan) & it tells a realistic story of a girl who meets a guy via internet. And it shows the dangerous results.
what kind of emo fag writes this stupid shit
looks like it’s written by a 14 year old edgy kid it’s so bad lmao
I come to the comment section to try to figure out if the movie is something worth watching not a bunch of people going back and forth throwing around insults because someone doesn’t agree with how you feel about the movie. Grow up
This was a parody..right? : ))))) i can.t take this seriously.And the audio is really bad
Worst Audio ever. No story. Gore was lousy and totally fake.
I feel like this out of every film (which he does put content warnings / actor proof of consent) deserves that same treatment. I mean I get that it’s a short film but jesus christ.
This was so fucking annoying
This was incredibly underwhelming. I couldn’t stand the noise. The gore wasn’t even that bad? 0/10 tbh I’m sorry
this is so bad lmao
remember if you see your mum to tell her SATAN SATAN SATAN
Such a fucking whore
Is this the same guy that made the VG trilogy? If so, he has gone a bit soft with this one. Reminds me of another short titled ”Flesh Meat Dolls” (also on this site) but that one has a lot more gore and other nasty stuff. This short was just, meh.
She was so irritating. Watching her get fucked up was really satisfying.
Every time something goes down in a Lucifer film this distorted growl scream happens.. (the sound design) RAWR!R!!!!! So fucking gay. Ohh ho ho Lucy.. you whack hack fruit of the loom shit too soon little squirt.
It went straight from how much she loved him to the the murder. Almost no time was spent on her finding out that he wasn’t the man of her dreams which was the only interesting part. A waste of time in so many ways.
a simple watch with a straightforward story. i enjoy that it’s not overdoing things, you make your own conclusion about the attacker and the victim. though I would say I wish certain shots were redone, I felt confused and overwhelmed at certain points
Just like irl it’s not all butterflies and kittens. I’ve never seen this guys work b4 but after watching this I’m intrigued.
It might be short, but this is irritating as all hell. More stupid than scary,
Less clothes at 17:40 than at 19:04 and on?? My ADHD kicked in again…lol
Uhhhhhh I hope lucifer valentine dies in several separate fires. I hate you. Stop.
The third act is one of the most intense I’ve seen in a long while. The use of sound is spectacularly harrowing and provides immediate juxtaposition to the previous acts. Great short.
As always, thanks to the folks at EUM’s for uploading this and for the continued work in providing quality titles that are hard, if not impossible to find. We all appreciate what you do.
I’m scarred for life now???
The tart was pretty dumb. Given her trade, the weirdos she meets, etc, did she really think it would be different online? Hope someone took in her cat.